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..... PRESENT CENTAURIAN DEMO YO! CENTAUR HERE WITH MY FIRST DEMO ON THE AMIGA, WELL AT THE MOMENT A FEW OF THE GUYZ ARE AROUND GALDORS PLACE TYPING IN THIS WACKY TEXT WHILE (AS USUAL BEING TOTALLY OUT OF OUR MINDS) I WOULD JUST LIKE TO RUN OFF THE CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO CODING CENTAUR GFX CENTAUR AND BILBO MUSIC CHRIS MEGA THANX MUST GO TO ALEX WHO WITHOUT HIS HELP AND SOURCE DEBUGGING THIS DEMO WOULD"NT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE I AM FILLING UP TIME BEFORE GALDOR AND LIGHTFOOT COME OVER TO HOG THE KEYBOARD SO I WILL GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE MEMBERS LIST....... CENTAUR GALDOR LIGHTFOOT GANDALF RAGNAROK BILBO PROTEUS MATT CHRIS ASTROPATH AND DAN THE HAM!!! CONTACT THE MIGHTY DRUIDS 24 HOUR HOTLINE ON ENGLAND (0 2 0 2) 7 3 6 9 3 0 AND ASK FOR ASTROPATH!!!.......OH! NO! HERE COMES LIGHTFOOT WHAT DO YA WANT YA DAFT OLD BOOGER?????? THIS IS LIGHTFOOT PUSHING ONTO THE KEYBOARD TO TRY TO TYPE SOMMIT INTELLECTUAL ..... WHICH COULD BE DIFFICULT CONSIDERING THIS IS A SCROLLTEXT - ONE OF THE MOST BORING JOBS IN THE WORLD - IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND DO SOME TYPING FOR US!!!. AT THIS TIME WE ARE LISTENING TO WACKY TELEPHONE CALLS - GALDOR - DAN - SPANNER - AND A FEW OTHER OLD MEMBERS OF SLIPSTREAM - BEFORE GALDOR LEFT ...... RING RING "HELLO IS THAT MR PAINE?" "YES" "PAIN IN THE ARSE?" - A DAN "CLANGER" OR "HELLO IS THAT MR ROGERS?" "YES" "DROP DEAD YOU B-----D!" ENOUGH OF THIS MERRIMENT ....... AND OVER TO GALDOR ...... HELLO HELLO WHATS A GOIN ON HERE EH ???? WELL THIS IS US AT MY PLACE BEING INCREDIBLY STUPID AND LISTENING TO A REALLY OLD TAPE OF OBSCENE PHONECALLS THAT WE ALL MADE WHEN I WAS IN SLIPSTREAM .... IN THE ROOM AT THE MOMENT IS ME, LIGHTFOOT, BILBO AND CENTAUR AND MY AMIGA, MY KEYBOARD, MY MMOMNITOR OR EVEN MY MONITOR, FOUR EMPTY COFFEE CUPS, NO WOMEN, NO PORN, NO STUFF THATS INTERESTING AND NOW THAT THE TAPES RAN OUT OF STUFF SO IM GUNNA GET LIGHTFEET TO CHANGE OVER THE TAPE ...... THIS IS ABOUT THE SIXTH LINE OF TEXT THAT I HAVE TYPED TONIGHT AND NOW THE MUSIC IS SOME OLD HIP HOP, OH NO, ITS NOT ANY MORE ITS THE 49ERS AND TOUCH ME ..... GOD KNOWS WHAT THAT STUPID WOMAN SINGS BUT SO FAR THE DIFFERENT INTERPERTATIONS OF IT HAVE BEEN . 1. GALDOR - PICK UP A PEN AND PAPER, OOOOH YYEEEAH , 2. LIGHTFOOT - PETER PAN HAD A SPAM, OOOOH YEAAAH , 3. CENTAUR - PETER PAN HAD A FAT LIP (??????) AND AS USUAL BILBO IS MEDITATING IN THE BACKGROUND, CHEWING HIS BLOODY WATCH WHICH .... R E A L L Y .... DOESNT ANNOY ME AT ALL ( HONEST !! ) ... ANYWAY, NOW THE MUSIC IS SOME OTHER HIP SWAYING STUFF WHICH REMINDS ME OF BEING SMASHED OUT OF MY HEAD, BUT THEN, WHAT TUNE DOESNT ???? I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF THE OTHER GUYZ WANNA DO SOME TYPING ON THE KEYBOARD, BUT AS THEY ALL SIT AND STAND WATCHING OVER MY SHOULDER, THEY HAVEN"T MADE A MOVE YET, SO IM GUNNA CONTINUE FOR ANOTHER FEW LINES THIS IS THE NEXT LINE AND THIS IS THE ONE AFTER IT ...... GOD THIS IS UTTERLY INTERESTING, BUT AS THE SEXY CHICKS HAVENT ARRIVED YET, IM A BIT STUCK FOR MUCH ELSE TO DO, DO,DO,DO DO DOD DDDDDD, SAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH ..... ( NO SWEAR WORDS IN THIS DEMO, COZ I WANNA RUN IT IN DIXONS ( THE ACE (HONEST) SHOP WHICH MY POVERTY FORCES ME TO WORK IN ON SATURDAYS ...... ) LIGHTFOOT HAS NOW CROSSED HIS ARMS, CENTAUR JUST LAUGHED AT THAT .... BUT THEN HES JUST FINISHED DOING HIS STEAM TRAIN STOPPING IMPRESSION, SO WHOS HE TO COMMENT ANYWAY ???? OH WOW, ITS - PUMP UP THE JAM - REMIXED WITH SOME OTHER STUFF, .... WHAT IS IT ABOUT JAM ????, WHY NOT MARMALADE, YEAH, I THINK IT SOUNDZ REALLY GROOOVEY , .. PUMP UP THE MARMALADE ... DONT YOU ??, NO, I THOUGHT NOT, BUT DO YOU REALLY CARE, DO I REALLY CARE, HOW DO I THINK UP SUCH FLUENT SCROLLTEXT, ( AS CENTAUR JUST EXCLAIMED !!!), BUT BUT, BIUGFDS, ( THATS BUT WITH SOME EXTRA LETTERS THROWN IN FOR FUN !! ), ANYWAY, NOW I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO ... NOBODY ..., COZ I CANT THINK OF ANYBODY I WANT TO GREET TODAY, EXCEPT FOR MY VERBAL BADMINTON PARTNER, TONYA, WHO HAS BEEN IN THE THROWS OF OPENLY INVITING ME TO STUFF HER STUPID, BUT JUST CANT SEEM TO UTTER THE WORDS, ( WELL THATS MY STORY ANYWAY ! ) AAAHHH, ANOTHER LINE OF SCROLLTEXT ... HUUMMMM, JUST AS WELL I CAN TYPE NOT TO BAD LIKE, AND MY ENGLISH AINT LIKE TOO BAD, YEAH,YEP, NO WAT I MAEN, WHAT ??????, .. ITS JUST AS WELL WE DIDNT CALL THIS DEMO .. - SOMETHING 2 -, COZ THEN IT WOULDNT BE ORIGIONAL !!! (THE TAPES JUST STOPPED), OH NO, ITS JUST STARTED UP AGAIN WITH, LA, LA, CHAINS OF LOVE, OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE EVERY OTHER HOUSE TRACK ..., LIGHTFOOT IS NOW STARING WITH A REALLY BLANK LOOK AT ALL THIS SCROLLTEXT, I BET HE"S JUST JEALOUS THAT HE CANT WRITE FLUENT UNINTERESTING TRIPE LIKE THIS !!!!!! ANYWAY, AS ELTON JOHN SAID TO POPE JEAN-PAUL THE SECOND, HELLO, HUH ???, WELL I THINK THATS FUNNY IF NOBODY ELSE DOES, ( BUT STILL MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM FOUND IT SLIGHTLY FUNNY !!! ) IM NOW GETTING SUBTLE HINTS TO GET OFF THE KEYBOARD WITH BLATENTLY OBVIOUS COMENTS LIKE, WELL THE DEMOS ONLY MEANT TO BE ABOUT 25K, BUT NOW WITH THE TEXT ITS GUNNA BE 300K, AND OTHER STUFF, SO ITS, AT LAST, TUDDA, GOODBYE, ADIOS, CHOW, LATER, AUF WEIDERSWIGNNNEGIGN ( I HATED GERMAN ANYWAY ! ), AND ALL OTHER USELESS GOODBYES, BUT NO, IM NOT GOING JUST YET, COZ CENTAUR JUST TRIED TO STUFF HIS FINGER THROUGH THE PAINTING ABOVE MY HEAD JUST TO PROVE THAT ITS REAL, YEAH !!!, BLOODY GOOD IDEA HUH ????, STUFF YOUR FINGER THROUGH IT SO ITS WORTHLESS, BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW ITS AN ORIGIONAL ....., ANYWAY, BILBO JUST BURPED .. AGAIN .., CENTAUR JUST COMPLAINED THAT IM RECORDING EVERYTHING THAT ANYBODY SAYS, SO THEYVE ALL SHUT UP ..... CHICKENS ...., ANYWAY, THIS IS GALDOR SIGNING OFF ...., YES, PHEWW TO YOU AS WELL, CENTAUR, .... L A T E R ... IF ANYONE IS STILL READING , IT WAS WELL WORTH YOUR EFFORT BECAUSE THIS IS LOVELY !! BILBO !! TYPING SOME LINES... WELL DONE TO !! CENTAUR !! FOR PRODUCING THIS MINI-MASTERPIECE . I HATE TYPING SCROLLTEXT SO I"M QUITTING RIGHT NOW !! BYE !! ANYONE STILL OUT THERE??? WAKE UP!! THIS IS CENTAUR AGAIN AND I AM DOING THE FULL GREETZ LIST SO, .... ... MEGA GOLDEN REGARDS GO TO THE FOLLOWING COOL GUYZ IN NO SPECIAL ORDER..... PHEONIX ANTHRAX THR SLIPSTREAM WATCHMEN SILENTS QUARTEX MAYHEM VISION FACTORY MIRACLE AMIGA ACTION ORACLE VISION (WJS) DMOB (CAD) SUBWAY THE DREAMTEAM DRAGONS ZARCH (PLEASE CONTACT LIGHTFOOT) AUTOMATION (BOB) L.S.D. A-HA INTUITION (UPPY) SOS (MIKE) DEL REBELS (DENMARK) MAGNETIC FIELDS VIRGIN (BEAST) BEATMASTER (ICELAND) ALIVE (DELIVERANCE WHERE ARE MY DISKS - CENTAUR) EXTERMINATORS BRAINTRUST THE BLACK CORSAIR ACME FACTORIES (CARNAIL) OZ GIANTS IT ZACK IPEC ELITE CENTRONICS (VIPER) RUSTIC WARRIOR "D" AND ALL THOSE WHO I HAVE FORGOTTEN!!............. I HOPE YOU LIKED MY FIRST DEMO AND THIS SHOULD BE THE START OF MANY, LOOK OUT FOR MY NEXT RELEASE COMING SOON....... TEXT IS ABOUT TO RESTART.... 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 eeeeeeeeee